Paris, 6 November 2006


EFITA newsletter / 282 / European Federation for Information Technology in Agriculture, Food and the Environment


3rd international conference on "Agricultural Economics, Rural Development and Informatics"
20 - 21 March 2007 – DEBRECEN (HU)
See: http://www.agr.unideb.hu/ava3/
Contact: Miklos HERDON
E-mail: herdon(a)agr.unideb.hu


6th European Conference on Precision Agriculture and the 3rd European Conference on Precision Livestock Farming
3 - 6 June 2007 - Island of Skiathos (Greece)
See: http://www.6ecpa.gr


Looking for information: If I wish to book a farm accommodation for a week-end or a one holiday week in your country, which web site would you recommend?
I will publish your contributions in a next issue of this newsletter.
Second question: Would I like to promote my own French (or German, or…) farm accommodation in your country through the web, how could I do? How could I develop the indexation of my web site in your country?
For France (for the first question): http://www.gites-de-france.fr
Contact : Guy WAKSMAN
Mél : waksman(a)acta-informatique.fr


Your first answers to the above questions

>> Holydays in Greece (especially for Ian Housemann who already has a good experience of diving in Corfu)
See: http://www.kritonou.gr


>> Farm stay in Estonia
See: http://www.maaturism.ee/new/index.php?keel=eng
Contact: Olav KREEN - Estonian Chamber of Agriculture and Commerce
Email: olav.kreen(a)epkk.ee


>> Farm tourism in UK
See: http://www.farmstayuk.co.uk/
See: http://www.farmstayanglia.co.uk/ or try the word "farmstay" in google
Contact: Andrew CRAGG - farmer
Email: brooker.farms(a)farmline.com


>> Farm stay in France
See: http://www.bienvenue-a-la-ferme.com/en/accueil.htm
See: http://www.gites-de-france.fr/eng/index.htm


>> Farm stay in Germany
See: http://www.landtourismus.de/lt01_liste_englisch.jsp?STARTWERT=0


>> Farm stay in Cyprus
See: http://www.agrotourism.com.cy/about/index.htm
Contact: George ADAMIDES - Agricultural Research Officer
E-mail: adamides(a)arinet.ari.gov.cy


>> Norwegian Rural Tourism
See: http://www.norsk-bygdeturisme.no/index_en.html
Contact: Olaf NOKLEBY
Email: olaf.nokleby(a)oppland.org


>> Farms stay in Norway
See: www.jordbruk.info/gardsferie.htm
Contact: Olaf NOKLEBY
Email: Olaf.Nokleby(a)oppland.org


> Rural tourism in Belgium
See: http://www.accueilchampetre.be
See: http://www.catpw.be/FR/home/liens_maisons%202006.htm
See: http://www.belsud.be/
See: http://www.opt.be/home/home.htm
Contact: Robert OGER
Email: oger(a)cra.wallonie.be


>> AgroTourNet web site of my famous friend Alecos Tringides of Cyprus
See: http://www.agrotour.net
Contact: Alecos TRINGIDES
Email: tringos(a)logos.cy.net


Poems

      "FEMALE POEM"
 
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Who pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows the answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


      "MALE POEM"

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Contact: Israël KITRON
Email: kitron1(a)terra.com.br


Que coincidencia! (in Spanish)
Un hombre entró a un bar y se sentó en la barra, junto a una mujer. Él le inició la conversación diciéndole:
- Hoy es un día especial para mí: estoy celebrando.
- ¡Qué coincidencia!, - dijo la mujer, - yo también estoy celebrando.
Ambos levantaron sus copas y las entrechocaron, y ella le preguntó,
- ¿Y se puede saber qué estás celebrando?
- Tengo una granja avícola muy importante, - contestó el hombre -. Durante años mis gallinas eran infértiles, pero hoy en día, finalmente, son fértiles.
- ¡Qué coincidencia!, - dijo la mujer.- Mi esposo y yo hemos estado tratando de tener un bebé. Hoy día, ¡mi ginecólogo me ha dicho que estoy embarazada!
¿Cómo hiciste para que tus gallinas se volvieran fértiles?,- preguntó ella.
- Cambié de macho, - contestó el hombre.
- ¡Qué coincidencia! - dijo ella.
Contact: Israël KITRON
Email: kitron1(a)terra.com.br


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