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Happy New Year 2013 (with a few jokes…)


An excellent South-African & Swedish film: "Sugar Man" (viewed in Paris last month), a kind of Christmas tale for a Rocker
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh-99_1k3mE


Agricultural technology: A killer app (The Economist): Lettuce Bot, the brainchild of Stanford-trained engineers, Jorge Heraud and Lee Redden
See: http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2012/10/agricultural-technology


EFSA answers back
EFSA is mandated to provide independent scientific advice in a wide range of areas concerning the safety of the EU food chain. All of EFSA’s activities are guided by a set of key values: openness and transparency, excellence in science, independence, responsiveness. EFSA, its scientific experts and its staff are all committed to upholding these values in all areas of its work.
See: http://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/news/efsaanswersback.htm


I'm Farming and I Grow It (Parody Song) - ThePetersonFarmBros
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H7zOQrX3U
See: http://www.facebook.com/PetersonFarmBros


Three Parrots slide down the chutes
See: http://twitpic.com/znhee


Seniors Car Window Stickers
See: http://www.ecostarr.com/blog-diary/seniors-car-window-stickers


The deaf Italian bookeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of US$10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would not have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing US$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!".

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido "Where's the money?".

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers?


A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player

They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his p_nis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The woman screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!














It will say ADIDAS in a minute."

Contact: Mick HARKIN
E-mail: harkin(a)iol.ie


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