Châtenay-Malabry (FR -
92290), 15 July 2013
EFITA newsletter / 612 - European Federation for Information Technology
in Agriculture, Food and the Environment
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Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes... an Anatomy of Wit
Mick Harkin, ex Secretary of EFITA, who has kept us amused with his
Friday Jokes over the years, has published a book on Amazon entitled "Jokes,
Quotes and Anecdotes... an Anatomy of Wit".
See: http://www.jokesquotesandanecdotes.com
Contact: Mick HARKIN
E-mail: harkin(a)iol.ie
The Truth
Remember to Save the Earth. It's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Call for papers: Ecological Informatics Journal (Elsevier)
See: http://www.journals.elsevier.com/ecological-informatics/
> Impact Factor: 1.961
> Special issue on "Information and Decision Support Systems for
Agriculture and Environment"
> Paper submission deadline: November 30, 2013
> Guest editors:
Sandro Bimonte, Irstea , Clermont-Ferrand, France – sandro.bimonte(a)irstea.fr
Francois Pinet, Irstea , Clermont-Ferrand, France – francois.pinet(a)irstea.fr
Andre Miralles, Irstea, Montpellier, France – andre.miralles(a)irstea.fr
Frederic Flouvat, University of New Caledonia, New Caledonia – frederic.flouvat(a)univ-nc.nc
> Presentation
Monitor and manage sanitary risks, study climate change, environmental
impacts of agricultural practices (the use of pesticides for example),
the ecological status of rivers, simulate spread of forest fires, etc.
are environmental and agricultural challenges for which information and
decision support systems represent effective solutions. New theoretical
and technical challenges emerge from the integration of several scientific
domains such as agronomy, mathematics, information technology and computer
science. The objective of the special issue is to show how the latest
advances in research in information and decision-support systems can be
applied to environmental and/or agricultural systems.
Topics of interest include, but are not limited to:
* Database, Data Warehouses
* Geographic Information Systems
* Cloud/Grid Computing
* Distributed information systems
* Interoperability between information systems
* Data Integration
* Knowledge management
* Big Data
* (Geo-)sensors network
* Software Engineering
* Data Mining
* Geovisualization
Agricultural and environmental applications (not limited to):
* Agricultural production
* Agricultural traceability and food safety
* Eco-technologies
* Environmental issues in rural and urban areas
* Forest fires
* Global climate change
* Impact assessments of agricultural and industrial activities
* Soil, air and water quality models
* Precision farming
* Risk assessments
* Modelling and simulation for environment and agriculture
* Water management
> Paper submission
The submission website for this journal is located at: http://ees.elsevier.com/ecoinf/default.asp.
To ensure that all manuscripts are correctly identified for inclusion
into the special issue, it is important that authors select "Special
Issue: Environmental DSS" when they reach the "Article Type"
step in the submission process.
> Paper submission deadline: November 30, 2013
Contact : Francois PINET
E-mail: francois.pinet(a)irstea.fr
Aerial Precision Ag.
See: http://www.aparotors.com
Precision Agriculture in Brazil: Agrosystem of Brazil is new Topcon
agriculture dealer
See: http://www.topconpositioning.com/news-events/news/company-news/agrosystem-brazil-new-topcon-agriculture-dealer
Advanced Reconnaissance Corp.
Advanced Reconnaissance Corp. is a world leader in the research, development,
and production of advanced multispectral and hyperspectral sensor systems
with real-time processing for intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance
applications.
See: http://www.advrecon.com
AgriFuture Days (from PROGIS)
From 17th to 19th there took place the AgriFuture Days in Ossiach/Kärnten
– an event where agriculturists, agribusiness persons, agriculture technologists
and agro-ICT specialists from around the world met to discuss ways to
meet the challenges of the agribusiness future. Alarming facts that the
global food demand is forecasted to rise by 70% by 2050, while there is
in parallel a slowdown in productivity growth and an increased pressure
on the environment and the natural resources claim for innovative solutions,
more stakeholder cooperation, a refining of political structures and the
adoption of scientific innovation and ICT.
Very interesting key-notes delivered food for thought on e.g. Shumpeter’s
rules of creative destruction to design a sustainable agriculture around
the globe, or the challenges of transforming small-holder farming. Further,
we heard about the challenges of bringing institutional and structural
changes toward improved governance, or the challenges of empowering farmers
politically, economically, socially and technologically, or the general
uptake of ICT in agriculture. Also the challenges of CAP 2014+, control
mechanism and the topic CO2 in agribusiness where on the agenda.
These and more topics where deepened in lively discussions during the
single workshops. Software and technology presentations showed that there
are very sophisticated developments on the marked already. Packed together
and made accessible to all producing food, fodder, and biomass they provide
very powerful and integrated solutions to achieve a sustainable and responsible
agriculture respecting the earth’s ecosystems and providing health and
well-being for the global population.
The conference could show that technology from PROGIS and its partners
is available to support the agriculture worldwide. The time is right to
implement on a country wide base and after a detailed evaluation of the
needs of the country and the existing or missing structures in the frame
of business models basing on better stakeholder cooperation, successful
solutions. Many new countries used the AgriFuture Days to start negotiations
with PROGIS and models for these countries will be worked out during the
next few months.
In the evening “constructive chill-out” took place in the magnificent
mountain landscape with lovely view to the Ossiacher Lake and in the Ossiach
Abbey, a beautiful baroque style real restate. One of the main topics
was to show an Austrian farmers' Cooperative and how this cooperative
is not only producing agro- and forest-income but mainly working in landscape
management, tourism, delivering of water on a long-term and due to afforestation
activities also contributing to a reduction of natural risks. Therefore
it is also interested in producing the so called “commons” based on a
social responsibility on one side – this alone would be too less to survive
– but also on income from the delivery of these commons. This is a model
that can take place worldwide to engage farmers better into environmental
caretaking and natural risk management – last but not least also this
is a question of expertise and information management.
See: http://www.progis.com
Contact: Walter H. MAYER
E-Mail: office(a)progis.com
Inside
Anglo: the secret recordings - Exclusive: Tapes reveal the lies and deception
that led to the bank bailout (Bad Irish Joke?)
See: http://www.independent.ie/business/irish/inside-anglo-the-secret-recordings-29366837.html
Worldwide dating protocol (most traditional misogyny and nearly racism,
but funny anyway)
>>> SCOTTISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have s_x.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have s_x.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have s_x.
>>> ENGLISH WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have s_x but only when she wants to.
>>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have s_x, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of having s_x.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>> CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing
is ever going to happen.
>>> INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
>>> SOUTH AFRICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have s_x in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two
sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend
and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest
of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home
along the Tijuana strip.
>>> JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You spend all your money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier
>>> ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
Friends and entire community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to
the goats.
No third date:
>>> The POINT?
'DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SCOTTISH WOMEN?'
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