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EFITA newsletter / 679 - European Federation for Information Technology in Agriculture, Food and the Environment

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From Sweden
See: https://www.youtube.com/embed/SB8WlqfJJRE?feature=player_detailpage


New 'Pillars Of Creation' Hubble Image Is Breathtaking
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ7zGUFDOsg#action=share


Charlie Hebdo: the danger of polarised debate
Attempts to explain the Paris attacks are reductive. The truth is more complex and difficult to accept…
See: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jan/11/charie-hebdo-danger-polarised-debate-paris-attacks




Download The National US Farm Machinery Show App!
The 2015 National Farm Machinery Show app is now available to download for free from the app store by searching for "NFMS." Download the app now to prepare for this year's show in Louisville, Feb. 11-14. Available in formats for smartphones, the mobile app is a free download and features an interactive exhibitor map and listings, seminars, locations of events and incorporates
See: http://showcase.genie-connect.com/nationalfarmmachineryshow/


US Apps
- 4 new irrigation apps
- A refresher on agricultural apps
- 5 apps for calculating harvest loss, nutrient removal and more on the farm
- New Yield Pop free online service designed for agriculture information sharing
- Agricharts launches new mobile app for ag market


Putting data tools to work
A North Dakota producer is finding that telematics and remote management tools have value
See: http://farmindustrynews.com/precision-farming/putting-data-tools-work


Soil sensors for efficient irrigation
The days of simple pivot irrigation are probably over. The set-and-forget approach to watering a field has been trumped by concerns over water use. Dan Garner, Petersen Seed Farm, Grand Island, Neb., has been involved with a test being conducted by the farm to learn more about how soil sensors can impact irrigation use.
See: http://farmindustrynews.com/farm-equipment/soil-sensors-efficient-irrigation


Gallery: 2015 FinOvation Award winners
The ever-increasing competition from agricultural companies breeds unique innovations you can put to work on your farm. We honor those tools and products you, dear reader, find most interesting. Whether you saw it online and clicked for more, or you asked for information from our magazine using the reader service card, you were electing FinOvation honorees.
See: http://farmindustrynews.com/farm-equipment/2015-finovation-award-winners


FarmIndustry Forums
See: http://farmindustrynews.com/forum


Advance Technology in Agriculture - Precision Farming
New developments in the agro industry will also cater the demand for precision farming products. One of the largest applications of precision farming products is the variable rate technology; due to its high adoption rate and multiple applications it is expected to drive the industry growth in coming years. In addition to that, the U.S. Government is also providing support to adopt this technology to obtain high yields
See: http://www.micromarketmonitor.com/contact/6319501237-download_pdf_brochure.html


Can Monsanto Help Farmers Adapt To Climate Change?
At the world's most reviled agriculture company, a big change is taking root that could help farmers—both in the US and around the world—adapt to climate change. As we reported in November, executives at Monsanto are plotting a major move into data and information services within the next decade. The company is working with Bay Area data gurus to provide super-accurate weather updates and farming advice to growers via their smartphones.

These new services can help farmers better predict climate trends that have been shaken up by global warming—in the last couple decades, according to Monsanto, corn production belts in the US have migrated about 200 miles north. And they can help farmers make more efficient use of water and potential pollutants like fuel and fertilizer. But some agriculture experts have raised concerns about whether Big Ag companies will responsibly manage farmers' proprietary data like yield sizes and seed choices; at the same time, as my colleague Tom Philpott noted, Big Data could potentially give an outsized advantage to giant, monoculture farms, to the detriment of small farms and the environment.

Last week I talked with MSNBC's Tony Dokoupil about whether Monsanto's climate adaptation products are a bright spot on the company's dark reputation. As Tony put it, "If my eco-outrage meter is on 10 when I think about Monsanto, how far should we dial it back?"
See: http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marble/2015/01/monsanto-greenhouse-msnbc


Video: “Green Panic: The Monsanto Edition” - MSNBC - 10-Jan-2015
The agricultural giant has become one of the biggest villains in business. But there’s a bright spot, says Mother Jones writer Tim McDonnell.
See: http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/green-panic-the-monsanto-edition-382778947807


Many farm founders select successors who are bound for failure
See: http://www.uk.sagepub.com/chaston/Chaston%20Web%20readings%20chapters%201-12/Chapter%2011%20-%2014%20Handler.pdf


Greenpeace, the truncheon-happy moral police, are out of control
See: http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/comment/regulars/guestcolumn/article1495465.ece

Séminaires

Modelia / Afia


>>> La modélisation entre recherche et développement agricole, allers et retours... Des modèles scientifiques aux outils logiciels : ambitions, expériences, réflexions, propriété intellectuelle (29 mars 2013)

Voir :
http://www.modelia.org/moodle/course/view.php?id=35


>>> Open Data en Agriculture - 1 : état des lieux et perspectives (12 novembre 2013)
Voir : http://www.modelia.org/moodle/course/view.php?id=63



>>> Les nouveaux capteurs en Agriculture (19 avril 2014)
Voir : http://www.informatique-agricole.org/colloques-afia/afia-colloque/2014_-_capteurs/#wpfb-cat-5


>>> Open Data en Agriculture - 2 (7 janvier 2015)
Voir : http://www.modelia.org/moodle/course/view.php?id=63

Contact : JP CHANET, François BRUN
Mél : jean-pierre.chanet(a)irstea.fr, francois.brun(a)acta.asso.fr

King Arthur and the old ugly woman
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question? What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old ugly woman, for only she would have the answer.

But the price would be high; as the woman was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the old woman. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old ugly woman wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the woman answered Arthur's question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the woman had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the ugly woman had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The young beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared ugly, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day -- or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old ugly woman? Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.

BUT -- make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.




















OKAY?



Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now....what is the moral to this story?



The moral is --







If you don't let a woman have her own way, Things are going to get ugly!

EFITA 2015
29 June 2015 - 2 July 2015
POZNAN (Poland)


EFITA 2015: Sustainable Agriculture through ICT innovation

Jerzy WERES
E-mail: weres(a)up.poznan.pl

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Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes... an Anatomy of Wit
Mick Harkin, ex Secretary of EFITA, who has kept us amused with his Friday Jokes over the years, has published a book on Amazon entitled "Jokes, Quotes and Anecdotes... an Anatomy of Wit".
See: http://www.jokesquotesandanecdotes.com
Contact: Mick HARKIN
E-mail: harkin(a)iol.ie


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